When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022
Get the Cactus Cockmug. by Tevez1 November 24, 2015
Get the Cactusmug. by A cactus January 16, 2024
Get the Cactusmug. 
Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?
Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025
Get the cactus drillmug. by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018
Get the cactus junkmug. An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator
Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.
by I hope I get on a subreddit pl March 20, 2020
Get the Cactusmug.