My chemical romance

A whole lot of gay.

"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"

"a whole lot of gay Jack."

by Emoskeletongloves October 28, 2020

My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

Chemically

The taste of the water due to the chemicals placed in it to sanitize the water supply.

The water tase so chemically because of the fluoride placed in it

by RH1991 May 22, 2019

Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

Dow chemical company

Multi-facted arsenal of love and protection from quantum entanglement.

I'm so glad that dow chemical company exists to protect humanity.

by Zandroid August 19, 2017