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Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.
My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.
by nightclan November 30, 2020
mugGet the Brooklynitismug.

brooklyn

where all the real niggas at
I’m tired of all the hoes here let’s go to brooklyn fr
by Grislykingx May 9, 2022
mugGet the brooklynmug.

Brooklyn

She is a mean cunt that likes to hit people fore no reason she also is not independent and she likes to spend money on worthless shit that doesn't matter and she's black which makes her even worse.

"Mom can i go to the store"?

"No you can not"
"fine fuck you bitch"
Brooklyn annoying
by weridguylol20223 June 20, 2023
mugGet the Brooklynmug.

Brooklyn Cellphone

Yelling out the window as loud as possible to talk to your neighbors or family on the block
"Dad left the house without his cellphone"
"he just left, you should still be able to tell him with your Brooklyn Cellphone"
by The noisy wrist November 18, 2019
mugGet the Brooklyn Cellphonemug.
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Brooklyn

“Yo have you seen Brooklyn??”
“No why?”
“I was just wondering because she is beautiful.”
by big_c0ck.1 December 21, 2022
mugGet the Brooklynmug.

Brooklyn

Brooklyn is a true friend and she's beautiful she is a one of a kind that is irreplaceable A Brooklyn is An athletic and has Alot of kindness for others. In fact, they are always down to try new things, go new places, and say yes to adventure.shes fit and has a pretty face and body. Her giggle is a worth a billion dollars and is the cutest thing ever. Shes a cool girl with a great sense of humor and loves to have fun especially with the one she cares about. Shes modest and always puts herself last and isn't afraid to admit shes a little weird because it makes her special. If you ever find a Brooklyn make her feel loved and appreciated everyday and treat her right, she is the perfect woman. I live my life for her everyday waiting for the day ill see her again She a thoughtful compassionate intelligent bad ass with dark brown eyes she only like true friend that don't lie to her I live my life for her everyday waiting for the day ill see her again.
whenever Brooklyn giggles I get butterflies in my stomach
The future is the moldable present - Brooklyn
by cute beautiful January 19, 2024
mugGet the Brooklynmug.

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