Boss Pong - a workplace game in which the goal is to keep the "boss" on the floor for as long as possible, and out of their own office.
To start a round of boss pong one person calls the boss over to their desk to ask them a question. The boss answers the question then the boss tries to go back to their office at which point the next person flags them down to ask them a different question causing the boss to go to that person's desk. The point of the game is to keep the boss from reaching their goal, which is to return to their office to hide. Sometimes multiple people can score points towards this goal if they think of new questions to distract the boss with after others have had their turn.
by ubermanti November 6, 2013
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A very attractive leader or supervisor.
A very attractive leader or supervisor.
How was work?
Yeah it was great, turns out i have a Smexy Boss.
Damn did you see steph walk past??! Shes a Smexy Boss!
Can i speak to the manager?
I am the manager.
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Damn did you see steph walk past??! Shes a Smexy Boss!
Can i speak to the manager?
I am the manager.
Damn your a Smexy Boss.
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Get the boss boom mug.Serious face. That look of annoyance a boss wears at work. Especially when you approach them to ask a question. The face a boss wears at work. A person gets promoted to boss they have to look all serious at work and never laugh. Cuz if they smile they might not make a good manager.
1. (Uh oh here comes the boss and look at his face he is serious). Hey, both of you in my office now!
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3. Never throw the frisbee to the boss when he has his boss face on - he will just stand there and let it hit the wall - then come over say "pack up your shit you're done here!"
2. Doug just told a funny joke and the boss just stared at him with a boss face and didn't even laugh. A day later Doug got laid off.
3. Never throw the frisbee to the boss when he has his boss face on - he will just stand there and let it hit the wall - then come over say "pack up your shit you're done here!"
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The boss baby was a walking talking contradiction ever since he/she could walk and talk, and being a contradiction is always a good defense since nobody can actually hold you to anything you say if they can't even identify you.
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