Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

blink182

the best fuckin band ever anyone whi thinks they suck can go suck a fuckin dick!!!!!

blink 182 is the best!!!!

by undisclosed December 11, 2003

blinky

someone who can't get it up

Blinky's got a floppy

by Caitie (The Queen of "Dirties") June 15, 2004

blanks

This word can be used many ways.(shoot blanks)
1. If a male cannot masterbate yet...or joff
2. (As a verb) Shooting blanks

1. Ben: Man I still shoot blanks
Anthony: Haha I can joff

by YeMaj 44 May 30, 2008

blinker beat

When the blink of the indicators on a car matches up with the beat of a song on the radio

PIMP 1: "Damn bitch, dis shit is mother fucking BLINKER BEATing to my home dawg fiddy cent"

PIMP 2: "yep my indicators be pimpin"

by doodledip August 19, 2009

Blinky

A word used to determine connectivity on a network device.

Person at one end of cable, "Blinky?"
Person at other end, "Blinky blinky.."

by Mikeybg April 13, 2004

billy blanks

someone who can't ejaculate because of lack of semen but still achieves the same sexual sensation.
it derives from the sexual term "shooting blanks".

i banged that chick all week. every chance we got. now she calls me billy blanks.

by x June 11, 2006