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"I.lost.my.blender.help followed me on tiktok!!!"

"Omg they are famous you are so cool now!"
by anonymous July 9, 2021
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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww
by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024
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Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.
by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025
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National mouse breeder day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
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National mouse breeder day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
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Bosnian Chicken Breeder

1. Sexual usage of the word

Shoving several eggs (usually the whole carton) up the anus of your partner. After finishing, they poop out the whole carton of eggs.
2. noun

A mysterious and highly respected figure in the fictional state of Bosnia, known for their uncanny ability to raise chickens that are not only egg-laying champions but also rumored to understand basic Slavic dialects. Often spotted wearing a tracksuit, squatting beside their prized hens.
"Don’t mess with him, man. His uncle's a Bosnian Chicken Breeder—his rooster once headbutted a border guard."
by Bpw July 27, 2025
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