The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.
Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?
Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?
Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?
Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
by dee-rock May 16, 2010
Get the Beer Mattressmug. One who has been drinking too much beer.
Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?
Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?
by ingle1 June 24, 2010
Get the Beer Dibblingmug. A quick-and-dirty method of determining your BAC is to consider one 12-ounce beer (at 4% alcohol-by-volume), one 8-ounce glass of wine (at 12% ABV), or one shot (at 40% ABV) as being the same thing.
The problem with this is that there are all sorts of different beers, of different strengths. Enter the "Standard Beer". One Standard Beer is equivalent to one 12-ounce can of ordinary American or Canadian beer, such as Budweiser or Labatt Blue.
One Standard Beer will increase an ordinary man's BAC by .02% and an ordinary woman's BAC by .03%.
The problem with this is that there are all sorts of different beers, of different strengths. Enter the "Standard Beer". One Standard Beer is equivalent to one 12-ounce can of ordinary American or Canadian beer, such as Budweiser or Labatt Blue.
One Standard Beer will increase an ordinary man's BAC by .02% and an ordinary woman's BAC by .03%.
Take, for example, one 24-oz. can of Steel Reserve. At 8.1% ABV, it is twice as strong as a Standard Beer. At 24 ounces, it is also twice as large as a Standard Beer. 2 x 2 = 4. Therefore, one big Steelie is equal to four Standard Beers, and will raise the average man's BAC by .08%.
by The Prodigal Alcoholic October 20, 2009
Get the Standard beermug. Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
Get the Beer Poochmug. When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.
by MommaDRox January 9, 2016
Get the Beer Condommug. Dan: I am going to Suarez this weekend
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.
by Neuhaus blending December 31, 2019
Get the country beermug. by mateyboy June 24, 2019
Get the zac beersmug.