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by lexis...closet October 29, 2021

Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.

Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015

stink closet

Half bathroom used strictly for pooping.

Don’t go in the stink closet, I had Taco Bell for lunch!

by 461 July 8, 2021

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

by subinsbf March 18, 2018

Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.

My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.

by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011

Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.

yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.

by Pure69 April 29, 2011