Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025

tripping in the bathroom

What you do when you are single and broke

I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.

"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."

by hotcutie February 6, 2024

Bathroom lesbian

A straight girl who gives hicks to other girls in the
bathroom, typically at school. Said bathroom lesbian could have a boyfriend and use the excuse “but there’s no feelings” to reassure you that it isn’t cheating.

"Bro did you see the hicky on Julia's neck"
"Yeah Rylan gave it to her"
"Wait isn't she straight"
"Yeah,she's a bathroom lesbian"

by Little leprechaun May 13, 2022

Bathroom Dweller

The skanks at your highschool who skip class and lunch to vape in the girls bathroom. Mfers who think the girls bathroom is for smoking bubblegum flavored cancer instead of pissing.

I was trying to use the main building bathroom today and when I went to pee those bathroom dweller bitches had taken up all the stalls hiding.

by Wildpineapple77 June 4, 2022

Bathroom snapper

Someone who can't muster up the courage to snap in class so they take a 'bathroom break' and snap in/on the way to the bathroom. Occasionally when they come back the whole class laughs at them

Nirdo was such a bathroom snapper, did you see his snapscore increased by 300 during that bathroom break!

by frezhly September 11, 2025

bathroom bravery

The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.

Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.

by von groovy July 25, 2024