Basker's dozen

Like a baker's dozen, but it's a unit of measurement specifically used for penises.

He enjoyed the basker's dozen last night. I've never seen him happier. Getting hit with all 13 dongs at the same time.

by W8wut May 8, 2015

Basket Weasel

A clever person who gets high quality and enviable goods for a shockingly cheap price.

"Check out this cool thing I got it for $2."

"You got that for $2?!?!? You basket weasel!!!!"

"Loooool ikr, I got a good deal;D"

by BasketWeasel725 March 21, 2017

basketball

A really competitive sport that might get out of hand sometimes.

I need to go to my basketball game.

by savagekid12 December 15, 2017

basket checker

The process of cupping a dudes balls to evaluate the size and stature of the product “at hand” heheheh

Luke is such a basket checker, I saw him grope Jeff’s balls to compare the size of their packages.

by LukeyPukeyBC December 22, 2017

basketball who

Like "kobe!" but better
This popular phrase is typically associated with something totally awesome that just occurred.

*throws trash in bin from across the room*
"Basketball who?!"
or
*throws food in air and catches it in mouth*
(food in mouth) "Bsktbll hooo?!"

by lilpoppybread March 6, 2018

Basket-Ball

Someone who is so out of touch with everything and never knows anything. Basket-Balls also are super loud and usually have a short temper. Finally, the last distinguishing feature of a Basket-Ball is that they always say fight me bro, while they couldn't win a fight against a snail.

Kid 1 - "Hey do you see Bob over there?"
Kid 2 - "Yeah, he's the biggest Basket-Ball in the school!"
Kid 1 - "I know, he Never shuts up."

by eyedcascade March 13, 2018

Baskiceball

A game popular in minnesota aye
combines ice skating, basketball, and beer
MEN ONLY!

C'mon marshall lets go play some baskiceball with your brothers

by CMScheids November 6, 2018