Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 05, 2021

Barn Bred

That person who was “born in a barn”

Jimmy-“ take your shoes off!!”
Kyle-“Sorry, I’m Barn Bred”

by PatttttyT February 14, 2021

Barn Thug

Slang for country folk that refuse to move to the city because of their dominant preference for the rural life.

'Ian, why don't you move to the city? You are such a barn thug.'

by IncognitoNerd29 June 13, 2017

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Dude-Barn

A windowless and beat-up old van that's seen more smiles disappear from a child's face than a falling blob of ice cream on a hot summer day.

AKA: The Dude Barn

Dude-Barning (action verb)

Dude, did you just see that Dude Barn go by?

Looks like that guy is Dude-barning..

by darcblu84 August 09, 2012

stick barn

Tall skinny man

I seen Paul today at the dollar store. He’s so tall. What a stick barn

by Welder Bobby July 09, 2023

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man

Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn

by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017