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auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass
Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal
by LightWeaver June 23, 2024
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auto-smile

When someone is high asf so they smile automatically for no reason.
"Why is Aaron smiling like that?"
"He's smoked hella pot. He has auto-smile activated."
by badmon61 October 25, 2024
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Auto-Toilette

A type of car air freshener that somehow have a pretty unique and gross scent. It smells like Ass, Poop, Decomposing dead body, A garbage landfill , decaying food, and the inside of a public restroom at a truck stop. It's the opposite of fresh, like if the idea of fresh were to take a nap in a dumpster for a few weeks.

The word Derived from “Auto” as in automobile and “Toilette” as in toilet, because how bad it smells
"I thought I grabbed a vanilla-scented air freshener at Seven-Eleven, but now my car smells like a sewage plant and expired milk. Guess I accidentally bought an Auto-Toilette."
by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025
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Auto-Goon

To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically

When your dick takes the night shift without telling you. Wake up sticky with zero memory of pulling the lever.
I was planning on gooning non-stop on the first day of December, but when I woke up, my body already auto-gooned for me
by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026
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Auto-Goon

To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically

When your dick takes the night shift without telling you. Wake up sticky with zero memory of pulling the lever.
I was planning on gooning non-stop on the first day of December, but when I woke up, my body already auto-gooned for me
by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026
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Auto-Goon

To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically
I was about to goon all day and night on thr first day of December, but my body already auto-gooned for me making me wet in the morning.
by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026
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Auto fishing

When you work out for 30+ minutes and you wait for your man or woman to fall asleep then you jump on their face and wiggle your hips until your hear them dry heave.
Last night my girlfriend auto fished me and I blew chunks. Getting auto fishing will make you blow chunks quicker than drinking yogurt soda
by Skye.L July 18, 2025
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