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Eva

An absolute bombshell of a woman, with a deep and nuanced sense of character to boot. The most loyal person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.
Girl 1: Don't look now, Eva's right behind you
Girl 2: Have you seen her though? It's enough to make me question my sexuality
by AlgeArid December 28, 2021
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pulling an eva

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.
Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
by waterdarling February 11, 2019
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eva

is a slutty whore for kingston and cant refuse any dick BECAUSE SHES A WHORE who is bi. straight, and GAY. She kills people who are fat sluts and force niggas to squirt for them named Angellyn Baxter
Kim Kardashian:OH MY GOD SHE SUCH A EVA
Brandon Caster: OMG IM GOING TO FUCK HER ASS LIKE SHES IS MY SLUTTY EVA
by mrgiggles450896 December 31, 2023
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eva afta daft & dafta

As time progresses, idiocacy increases.
Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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evae

Evae looks like evan and larvae. Honestly, there slugs and weirdos, but you'll learn to love em.
Guy 1: Ugh your such an evae!
Guy 2: I know haha.
Girl 1: omg did you hear that? Shes an EVAE!

Girl 2: Yeah!

Guy 2's best friend: I'd say a good evae. I've learnt to adapt.
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Eva

How can one begin to describe perfection? I guess with one word, Eva.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought

She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.

She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.

If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
Eva, by the gods, she smells like spring.
by Hungarian Gypsy April 18, 2025
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eva

A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out
Bro did you meet the new kid eva, he acts gay because he has no friends. No wonder he gets no hoes.
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
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