This alcohol is too judgmental.
by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022
Get the Alcoholmug. A person who is addicted/Has a dependence on alcohol. Becoming an alcoholic is definitely a negative in life, And it won't result well for you. Just to prove this, I'll tell you a bit about myself cuz this is anonymous and no one here knows who I am lol: My father was an alcoholic, And despite him being an absolute cunt, He was an alcoholic (I was that he was cuz he quit and got clean, but this is in no way defending him, as he is a piece of shit). He would stay out for days on end, Drinking and doing whatever he did, He even missed birthdays, Other important events for us (the kids and such), and even his own dinner for his birthday set up by my mom. There was eventually a point to where my dad would stay out for days on end, Cheating on my mom with another woman, Not giving a single shit about his wife or his kids, And would only come home to shower or to get his checkbook (As he has ran bars and stuff in the past, And trust me, He is a total con man and jackass in the business world too). This, Along with violent behavior due to the alcohol and such, Proves, At least in my opinion, That becoming an alcoholic is a horrible decision. It absolutely causes harm, To both yourself and people around you. It is a cause of cancer, It fucks with your brain, It can fuck with your mental health, and a whole host of other things wrong with it. In the end, Don't become an alcoholic or start a drinking problem. Hell, I have started a drinking problem myself and it has caused problems.
George: "I just want to become an alcoholic."
Zack, Jon, And James: "No you are fucking retarded, Being an alcoholic is terrible."
Zack, Jon, And James: "No you are fucking retarded, Being an alcoholic is terrible."
by Mastermind at being an idiot January 3, 2022
Get the Alcoholicmug. We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Get the Alcoholismmug. Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
Get the Alcoholicmug. The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.
by MC λ May 15, 2018
Get the Alcoholmug. Costumer: hey can I have some beer
store owner: ayy have I seen you before
Customer: maybe you seen my on twitch @erobb221
Store owner: oh yea your the guy who only drinks and does irl
Customer: I’m not an alcoholic btw
store owner: ayy have I seen you before
Customer: maybe you seen my on twitch @erobb221
Store owner: oh yea your the guy who only drinks and does irl
Customer: I’m not an alcoholic btw
by manomaui June 5, 2018
Get the Alcoholicmug. by .oh.dang.u.isnt.going.to.know. February 23, 2020
Get the alcoholmug.