wen you’re giving road head and he slams on the brakes and u accidentally get cummies in ur eye and wake up and they’re gone but then u find them in ur sheets. they’re sentient now and need u to take care of them.
“Ouch! I gave myself a Dirty Ayanna..”
“My girl Dirty Ayanna’d so hard last night and now I’m a father????:\”
This is a special type of person as they pretend they hate you but really when it comes down to it they have got your back no matter what .they both hate you and like you at the same . This’s pople can become one of you best and closes friends
Alannah is a kick ass friend who has an amazing personality. best gymnast. if you know an alannah who is not dating a hot as fuck guy named KEENAN then something is severely wrong