old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

man-aging partner

A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.

"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."

by FitofPeak August 25, 2012

Ice age Dragon

The male proceeds to shove his erect penis deeply into the mouth and throat of the female recipient. When the male happens to cum, the cum will drop out of her nose

Male: Hey babe, want me to give you a Ice age dragon?

Female: No, my nose still burns from last time

by Ice Age Dragon Creator July 27, 2020

Aged like Vodka

A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.

Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.

Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"

Present day

Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"

Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."

Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."

by av9e February 18, 2022

Ice Age Baby

an absolute disgrace to the planet. the ice age baby has committed around 63 thousand war crimes and has lived for thousands of years.

"I fucking hate the Ice Age Baby. He's a cunt."
"Yeah, broski he's a little bitch. I hope he kills himself."

by IceAgeBabyIsMegaGay February 23, 2021

New Age Notion

New Age Notion is a 4 piece Australian band bringing a fresh sound to old influences. They have just released their new single "What Happened To Forever" with their debut EP set for release on November 23rd.

Combining catchy original music with an energetic and entertaining live show, they are a band not to be missed with 2017 building up to be a big year!

New age notion are freaking amazing!

by Mhhart98 July 31, 2017

Middle Aged Cack

Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.

Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911

by mrman112 February 25, 2020