You have massive diaherra and while you are in the middle of wiping your ass. Someone walks in on you while you are wiping and you are shocked they saw that. Which would be your mid-wipe crisis.
by DEG256 October 12, 2009
Get the mid-wipe crisismug. by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018
Get the wiping back to frontmug. The term wipe your nose refers to the act of violently attacking the ops (opposition) in a harsh manner, sometimes sending the op to the hospital ER and in some severe cases….. potential death. The index finger slides horizontally under the nose in the path of the ops and ends with the thumbs down position. This gesture lets your team know your out for blood and to scare the ops away.
The flag football team will wipe their nose in the direction of the silly Gumby’s player to scare them off. Don’t be on the wrong side of the wipe your nose sign.
by Nickflagfootball April 13, 2022
Get the Wipe your nosemug. Similar to a guy teabagging someone, but this is for a female (female version of tea bagging) also commonly occuring in lesbonage acts:
To wipe ones camel toe floppy vag lips on their victims face..aka dunking the camel toe lips into victims mouth like they were wiping the other persons mouth with a silky smoot scarf (as long as said camel toe owner is shaved smooth), if said owner has a full bush said term is now camel toe furrball wipe.
To wipe ones camel toe floppy vag lips on their victims face..aka dunking the camel toe lips into victims mouth like they were wiping the other persons mouth with a silky smoot scarf (as long as said camel toe owner is shaved smooth), if said owner has a full bush said term is now camel toe furrball wipe.
"Man did you see that slut camel toe wipe her girlfriend's mouth?"
"Man did you see Cindy camel toe wipe her drunken passed out boyfriend at the party?"
"Man did you see Cindy camel toe wipe her drunken passed out boyfriend at the party?"
by Tits Tormentor September 25, 2014
Get the Camel Toe Wipemug. by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014
Get the Legendary Clean Wipemug. Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.
Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!
Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
by KoreanBronco March 4, 2010
Get the Wipe my assmug. John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...
Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?
John - Totally...
(John waddles off)
Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?
John - Totally...
(John waddles off)
by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011
Get the Poor Wiping Syndromemug.