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Ethan

The gayest friend I have
Me: Hey Twis, I just smacked Ethan on the ass and he moaned!

Twis: That's just Ethan for you
by Hawkboy45 December 17, 2019
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Oh he's such an Ethan
by LunaMoon777 December 26, 2019
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A tall person, who is a red head, that is nice, smart, has friends, and is the G.O.A.T and a christian
Ethan is the best.
by Sheep99 April 23, 2019
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He is so crazy and annoying and does not work and has to be reminded multiple times to get on task

he also bullies people
Ethan Today was remained 10 times by the teacher to get on task
Ethan today bullied me and called me fat
by Owen bob May 7, 2019
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He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.
Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying
by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019
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A ugly boy who wants attention
Hey did you see that kid ethan
yea he wants a attention.
by Tenzinbaby May 22, 2019
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Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”
by Elog June 5, 2019
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