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Willy Dance

When no neck men blow off some steam and cause a mass Facebook humourfest.
Neil had a Willy Dance last night... 300 comments later on Facebook and no one is doing any work!
by Mike@Vault October 30, 2013
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Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.
Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!
by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014
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Willy Whopper

When a boy has an erection, taken from the UK name for penis (Willy), and a popular burger from Burger King (also due to the fact that Whopper is a description for something "big")
Tina was surprised to see Andy's Willy Whopper
by AwesomeSpaceRanger November 23, 2014
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vag-willie

the insertion of the index finger into the vaginal cavity to obtain wetness like spit then sticking and twisting said wet index finger into someone else's ear.
she was feeling a bit frisky and evil so she reached down under, gave herself a quick rubdown and surprised him with a warm, wet, heart-felt vag-willie.
by Vanessa Schwag November 6, 2010
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Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.
I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.
by Zach.pem October 3, 2020
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Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.
I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy
by Meadophile September 29, 2009
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willy swords

This is a game were two consenting adult males will partake in the act of fencing using only their genitalia.
Alright mate fancy a game of willy swords?
by William Swords December 12, 2008
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