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Parker

A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers
Hey son, you don't want to end up like parker here
by Riddickw9ei January 17, 2022
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Parker

Parker's are also girls sometimes!
"Wow, who is that girl?"
"Her name is Parker"
by ppc133 November 23, 2021
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Parker

Parker is a guy who comes across as being charismatic, kind, respectful & honest. Over time you discover the man behind the mask. He will impress you, put you first, give you with compliments and praise – but always has a motive. He has to be needed and have others depend on him. He'll do everything in his power to ensure that you rely on him. Even if it comes to ostracizing you from your family & friends. He'll convince you that everyone else is out to get you and that he's the only one you can trust.

He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.

He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
Jennifer: Parker is the best! He never lets me pay for dinner. He is so kind and respectful. The perfect boyfriend.

Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
by Ginnybear2000 December 18, 2018
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Parker

A spoiled jerk rich kid, whom you usually blame all of life’s mistakes on.
“You miss a shot on basketball” Dude that’s Parkers fault.
by Butwhybro April 16, 2020
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Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him
Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"
by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021
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parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
This is super parker french of you
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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Peter Parker

a bean we MUST protect also tony stark and stephen strange's child
Peter Parker is such a baby bean UwU
by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
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