Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

by kidchameleon May 27, 2020

reconnaissance leg

When you know your leg is there but it feels like it has gone off on a reconnaissance mission...

You tell someone your leg doesn't feel like its there and they say oh you mean your reconnaissance leg (in other words it does that a lot).

by PurpleFairy March 16, 2015

Stable Leg

A chronic condition in which one's leg is stiff and not easy to move. It can be cured through intensive therapy and rehab, often times relating to dance and a freer attitude.

Omg it looks like Chad has stable leg, he needs to dance more.

by Bruhimsleeping.exe July 30, 2020

sunday leg

when your leg hurts and aches all day. Common on sundays but can happen any day of the week. lower calf.

me: *complains about leg aching all day*
J: “sounds like a case of sunday leg to me”

by snotshot November 14, 2019

spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019

Mr. No Legs

Refers to any and all types of snakes

We better take the hoe in case we run into Mr. No Legs to chop his head off

There was a three foot long Mr. No Legs out in the street.

by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018

Legoman Legs

Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.

guy: Hey .... I'm a body builder, come packaged with washboard abs and legoman legs.

by Lady Boji June 23, 2009