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Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.
"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."
by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025
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Sloppy Wisconsin

When someone gives you a blow job with nacho cheese in their mouth.
“Linda gave me a Sloppy Wisconsin last night!”
by anonymous August 21, 2022
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Wisconsin CheeseMelt

Act of pouring cooled cheese into a girls asshole. You then light her asshole up with your cock and she farts the cheese out onto your face.
by FuckBuddyBoy July 17, 2018
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Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021
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Wisconsin whipper

When you cum on the girls back and slap your cum on her butt and spread it around then lighting it on fire
Hey I just hit a Wisconsin whipper at the strip club
by Xavier_jizzslaper March 25, 2024
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Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon
I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.
by Loritis August 21, 2020
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Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer
by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024
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