Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020

Wisconsin whipper

When you cum on the girls back and slap your cum on her butt and spread it around then lighting it on fire

Hey I just hit a Wisconsin whipper at the strip club

by Xavier_jizzslaper March 25, 2024

Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry

Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer

by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024

Wisconsin Cheesewheel

to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin

Dude! Way to make all your cum go everywhere by doing the Wisconsin Cheesewheel!!!

by Flippinteggy October 6, 2022

The Wisconsin Twist

Giving a seemingly empty booze bottle a half-twist, thus producing one final drop into the glass.

The Korbel is cashed. Nah, just give it the Wisconsin Twist.

by Jolene_Wisco January 4, 2017

Wisconsin payback

When your lady cheats on you, you fuck the cheaters lady in the ass as an act of payback.

Dan's lady ain't gonna shit right for a week after the Wisconsin payback I gave her.

by 12wellhung July 22, 2021