Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018

Rory Wilson

A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.

He's done it again, he's done a Rory Wilson.

by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021

Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict

“This guy is such a brian wilson”

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

Kayleigh Suzaweena Wilson

She says she doesnt have any money but she is always rich but she is very anti social and doesnt like her friends.

Woah shes a bitch

Ah that must be kayleigh suzaweena wilson

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Wade Wilson

Deadpool, the regenerating degenerate, Merc With a Mouth, the greatest thing to come from Canada since maple syrup and Three Days Grace.

Oh my Glob! Wade Wilson is so awesome! He’s way the coolest!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

rhett wilson

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.

Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid

Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing Rhett Wilson out my ass for 3 days straight

by tinylatinaridesbigblackcock101 June 17, 2016