The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me 

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me by Anicawoff August 30, 2022

my mother told me one day i will buy

viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy

P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy

my mother told me one day i will buy by baysil September 15, 2023

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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FUNNY BLUE TEXT AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by stop it now May 29, 2021

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) 

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) by pdtd April 12, 2022

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Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges. 

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.

They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."

Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges. by F-50Rick-C137 December 27, 2018

Free Willy, the 

When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.

When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!

Free Willy, the by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003