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Parker

She is a badass beastwho has no chill she is smart and sometimes kind just don’t get in her bad side
Guy1-justin did you parker kick his ass
Justin- hell yah
by Sahhhh April 9, 2019
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Jord Parker

Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy

Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”

“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023
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Parker

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by dumbassjames November 2, 2021
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joanne parker

the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.
by Dicysoy September 19, 2023
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jerry lee parker

Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.
by LoveYouPikachu October 1, 2015
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Parker

Parker is a very interesting little dude, you often meet him at a church. He will always be a year younger then you but he is still very attractive. He loves his sketchers more then his family and he likes to hide behind things.
look at Parker, i think he has a new pair of sketchers.
by silly vlogs May 11, 2020
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Parker Bussinger

Parker Bussinger? That guy’s Tommy’s sexual fantasy!”
by sandwichdanger November 22, 2020
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