Whataboutism

The last thing a hypocrite sats before they are found out.

'Hold on this situation is similar to the one you behaved in a different manner about last week.'
'I'm sorry that's whataboutism'

by WafflingWatermelon November 8, 2023

whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

whataboutism

A term used to dismiss valid criticism of the user's own hypocrisy.

Not to be confused with saying literally "what about-", which is a similar act of comparing someone's behavior with their own past actions.

"You're a terrible parent because you won't let your kids watch tv!"
"Didn't one of your kids die because of neglect?"
"That's whataboutism!"

by ColonelCluster February 14, 2024

Whataburger wet wipe

Beauty Queen

You are a whataburger wet wipe Toni

by Bougee69 February 20, 2024

Whataboner

When you got like a hard-on for a Whataburger. Like just absolutely lusting for it. To the point where you have a mighty need for some Whataburger.

Dude, you cannot be giving me a Whataboner while we're drinking, I can't drive.

by H1Sp33d February 20, 2024

Wheatley

A robot ball from Portal 2 that people really want to fuck for some reason

“gog damn i want to stick my dick in wheatley so bad”
“hes literally just a ball calm down”

by outer spec February 29, 2024

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 7, 2024