wet kenny

When one guy has sexual intercourse when another guy's foot pussy while giving that same guy a blowjob.

Doug is going to wet kenny John tonight.

by The MurMan August 25, 2019

Wet Pastry

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

by boomboomguy November 9, 2018

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

by jerrdine January 21, 2009

wet tism

An autistic person that is wet

Well Alice you’re a wet tism

by The_throngler October 21, 2023

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii April 11, 2016

wet dawn

When you strike the captains pose while letting your roast beef hang out in a seductive way while saying “I’m so wet”

Did you see the bar whore that did the wet dawn over there

by Mongostyle August 12, 2023