Wobblemeat

A girls fat ass; big butt

"Damn I cant wait to fuck my girl's fat wobblemeat"

by Gooner lingo January 21, 2026

Wobble Gobble

When you are getting a Gobble (Scottish/British slang for the act of Felicio) from a morbidly obese person.

"man! You should have seen this girl, she was land whale. she gave me a Wobble Gobble, and she was hungry"

by FireDaddy January 31, 2026

Wobblepop

A colloquial term often used to describe the consumption of low-quality, single-distilled homemade alcohol mixed with soft drinks, typically cola. The alcohol is commonly measured using an improvised device, such as a repurposed two-stroke oil bottle, before being added to the beverage.

Hey Brother, Wanna smack a couple of wobblepops before we drive home from work?

by BenJones69 March 12, 2026

wobblebeard

The best pirate on the Sea of Thieves!

Is that the real Wobblebeard? I sure hope we don't get Wobblebearded

by wobblebeard February 8, 2025

wobbleglom

Chill ripped stud with lots of money. Has a really easy time with women, WAY too easy, has to go out in disguise to avoid the flock.

Dame 1: omg is that wobbleglom?
Dame 2: no way, that guy has a moustache and glasses
Dame 1: i think it's a disguise, i could spot those chiseled abs anywhere
Dame 2: hot damn, let's flock this guy
wobbleglom: dagnabbit

by terrifying freak hound March 15, 2025

wubble

Verb; when asscheeks come far out, stretch far apart, slam back together, and recede back into normal position, repeating this process until the ass runs out of kinetic energy. Must be done with no manual assistance to be considered such.

Every morning I wubble for twenty minutes and it burns calories for the rest of the day!

by ester_7416 August 18, 2025

Wibbletang

A person who is abnormally gay but claims they are straight.

A person with an IQ of below 5

"Yo bro I'm not gay. stop being such a Wibbletang"
"2+2 is Jello right? yo you are actually a Wibbletang"

by PennyMcButton September 22, 2025