willy sock

a sock designed to keep one's willy warm.

"gosh, my willy's so cold!"

"go put a willy sock on then"

by schlame February 23, 2007

willie nilly

to add shit randomly

you can just willie nilly it

by definermaster June 29, 2016

Willy whisperer

Someone who is mad into giving oral sex. Like totally gameball into it dude.

She loves the cock, known locally as a willy whisperer.

by Midgy B September 28, 2017

vag-willie

the insertion of the index finger into the vaginal cavity to obtain wetness like spit then sticking and twisting said wet index finger into someone else's ear.

she was feeling a bit frisky and evil so she reached down under, gave herself a quick rubdown and surprised him with a warm, wet, heart-felt vag-willie.

by Vanessa Schwag November 6, 2010

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

willy swords

This is a game were two consenting adult males will partake in the act of fencing using only their genitalia.

Alright mate fancy a game of willy swords?

by William Swords December 12, 2008

Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

by Meadophile September 29, 2009