After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.
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1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;
2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.
1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;
2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.
Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.
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Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
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When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole
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