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Doing the Doohan

Doing the Doohan refers to harnessing the inner 'Mick Doohan' world famous motor bike rider while you're slamming the clam from behind take these steps...
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!

(SPEED IS KEY)

Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry
Doing The Doohan is defined as 'Whilst slamming the clam I started doin tha Doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'
by nick old mate August 4, 2023
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do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc
Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout
by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011
mugGet the do legsmug.

to do a bennett

Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.
"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"
by bag, bagp May 14, 2015
mugGet the to do a bennettmug.

Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".
"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".
by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010
mugGet the Do the Toesmug.

do a chinese

1 - When you hurt someone, normally by accident, but even realizing what you've just done you fail to stop and help, leaving the the other person to die.

2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.
You should go to jail if you do a chinese.

Search on google for: "chinese toddler hit and run"
by supermario1978 October 21, 2011
mugGet the do a chinesemug.

Do a googs

Shorthand for doing a Google search.
What's the population of Phoenix? I don't know, do a googs!
by Tuffshuff April 20, 2013
mugGet the Do a googsmug.

Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.
Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".
by xbgt351 October 17, 2012
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