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Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
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Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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Soap

One hell of a name. Makes you wonder how they passed selection.
What the hell kind of name is Soap eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?
by Fiery Shadow October 22, 2020
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soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
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Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.
The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.
by dizzyvision September 29, 2022
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soap gum

gum that has gone through the washer and makes you hyper.
Did you have soap gum today? You are hyper.
Why does this gum taste weird? It went through the washer.
by weirdo 6666777755440 November 22, 2011
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Soap Dope

Weed that smells like soap or any cleaning products
Jim-“Man that weed smells like soap that’s why it’s so cheap” Jack- “Yeah bro it’s some Soap Dope”
by Karol Johnson March 23, 2018
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