Thunder Cunt

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.

*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!

by Whadayafuckingeyeee June 7, 2018

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Mark Thunder

A wonderful children’s writer of such classics as, Dee’s Big Nuts, a tale of Dee’s friends love for her big nuts. The Great Master Baiter, a book described as a, gag gift, but us true Mark Thunder fans know its come from the bottom of his heart.
And finally, Wanna Bone? A true wonder of a story leaving the critics raving.

“ My true love for Mark Thunder should be shared by all.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

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Thunder Pussy

When a woman queefs loudly.

I was banging some broad I pulled out to change positions when she let some thunder pussy fly.

by Skala4 October 16, 2008

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Thunder Awesome

A term used to describe something so incredible it seems to be accompanied by a force of nature

Wife: Honey, we're pregnant.
Husband: That's thunder awesome!

Guy 1: Can you believe that he hit the jackpot?
Guy 2: Dude, that so thunder awesome.

by Mike Lucek January 9, 2008

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thunder nips

A guy who has enormous nipples.

girl 1: HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUYS THUNDER NIPS?
girl 2: YES! THERE HUGE!!

by GMAC188775 December 5, 2011

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Thunder Stealer

An individual who takes joy in being the first to break big news. He or she rushes with lightening speed to contact all of your friends and family before you get a chance to.

Victim: So I got that promotion! I'm so stoked!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!

by LS21 July 15, 2011

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