Jol-leaved

A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.

My wife jol-leaved me and now I need to complete her list.

by B_Bait April 10, 2023

leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.

The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k

by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Dry on the leaves

Really stoned.

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now

by Rosy444 April 25, 2022

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.

Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.

by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025