Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Salmon Breath

Salmon Breath is the taste/smell you are left with after eating a chick out

also known as pussy breath

yo paddy you got salmon breath, you ain't hitting the Zaza

by jizzgobbler November 1, 2022

salmon sniffer

Guys who like to smell dirty, bacteria infested vagina.

Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!

Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!

by Mimiko January 1, 2018

Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.

Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick

by Hottysauce November 20, 2021