Puddle pussy

When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers

Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21

by The Dude23 August 29, 2022

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

by Veracocha July 12, 2017

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

“Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”

by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

Producing puddles

Making a woman squirt with the wiggle of the tongue.

You aint a Rockstar if you arent producing puddles between the legs of every woman you meet..

by Rockstar/Cookie/Jr May 5, 2022