going to the mall

“Going to the mall” refers to taking Molly, hence “mall”
Coined by the Midge Bitch Gang, the phrase, “going to the mall” was used as a code word when conversing in the presence of snakes

Fiend #1: Bro you can do anything, but save going to the mall for another night

Fiend #2: Ugh fine I’ll do acid instead

by catsnakeghost June 5, 2018

Mall Chicken

A variety of different chicken, entrées commonly available at the food court in the mall. These may include bourbon, chicken, sweet-and-sour chicken, spicy chicken, sesame chicken, teriyaki, chicken, etc.

Stacey is going to the mall today to get some new bras. We should ask her to pick us up some mall chicken.

by PFJAX December 4, 2025

mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.

Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"

by joski519 January 4, 2010

kop mall

A mall in King of Prussia that rich kids from the main line go to to take instagram pictures and juul (also not rich kids from the surrounding kinda ghetto areas but not rlly ghetto lol). You might be very overwhelmed by the sheer vastness of this mall you might be able to catch a wild middle schooler hanging out at pacsun or pink. Beware of this mall on weeks before major holidays or on big sale days. If you want actual good food you have to go to the fancy food court near all the luxury brands.

PS for all the good stores go in through nordstrom

YO, do you guys wanna hang at kop mall on friday?
yeah the popular kids from bcms might be there!

Friend 1: Let's go to aerie at kop mall I need a new bra.
Friend 2: Sure we can stop in Abercrombie
Friend 1: OMG NO DIDN'T YOU WATCH SHANES NEW DOCU-SERIES

by one of the many mayas February 21, 2019

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo incognito April 4, 2009

vaal mall

A mall in Joburg. Not around Free State, South Africa

I’ll be walking with you Vaal mall. Holding you with my little finger, the small one, the last one

by KabzaDeGroot May 17, 2021

mall drag

what you would describe the attire of a drag performer when the clothes look like they’re from the mall or the performer looks like they could be on their way to the mall.

i’m tired of drag queens taking out loans to go on rupaul’s drag race, bring back mall drag.

by exogiino February 20, 2025