sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT May 5, 2016

political machine

A political machine is a political organization in which an authoritative boss or small group commands the support of a corps of supporters and businesses (usually campaign workers), who receive rewards for their efforts.

cant be blank political machine

by DadeCounty 101 August 5, 2016

Bonk Machine

Not a fence.

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.

by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021

cloud machine

An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine

"Yo pass us my cloud machine"

"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"

by Cloudman123 October 11, 2017

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.

"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023