Market Garden

Deviant Sexual Manoevre #47

This is when you interrupt a blowjob by jamming a finger or two in her asshole. Wiggle them around a bit, and then poke them in her mouth.

"Last Night I performet the old 'Market Garden"

by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005

Taint Garden

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.

As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden

by Peppers18 July 19, 2009

Botanic Gardens

A trip that CTYI goes on, and an excellent place to find shrooms, that might or might not paralyze you.

Dude, lets get some shrooms while we're at the botanic gardens.

by asgdasjdg June 26, 2009

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

by Celeritas July 12, 2006

garden hose

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

by throwdest nigga on this side of the mississippi July 2, 2006

uphill gardener

see 'HILLSY'

i'm sure that HILLSY is an uphill gardener

by Kevin Rowland August 8, 2003

Garden Salad

The vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. With permission, the carrot is inserted into the ass whilst the celery is placed in the vagina. Depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.

I didn't wanna just tease the girl, so i gave her the tastiest garden salad she's ever had.

by kickflipinyoface October 15, 2010