Red Curse

A disease that, once acquired, is a recurring bleeding of the genitals in a 30 day cycle.

I would fuck her sideways, but she has the Red Curse.

by RedCurse April 13, 2013

just par for the curse

Merely typical everyday run-of-the-mill profanity that one frequently hears from the potty-mouthed putters on the green --- nothing out of the ordinary.

Swearing is strictly and expressly forbidden on a miniature-golf attraction where children may be present, but on an unsupervised golfing-fairway, foul language is just par for the curse.

by QuacksO September 08, 2019

silv curse

the silv curse is when you watch someones stories and their account suddenly turns private

x: i watched their story 2 hours ago and now their account is private
y: thats the silv curse

by silv88 June 10, 2023

Josh Curse

When you do incredibly shit at COD that you were better off not playing

I'm having one of those Josh Curse days

by Sponge1432 January 14, 2024

Rusty's Curse

A humorous term referring to a person's tendency to only attract or date partners who embody the characteristics of "Hello Kitty" girls—typically cute, whimsical, and childlike in nature. This often results in a cycle where the individual feels unable to connect with anyone outside this specific aesthetic, despite a desire for different types of relationships. No matter what social spaces they enter, they inexplicably draw in people of such nature, leading to interactions that revolve around their curse and can result in frustration and isolation for the cursed individual, who feels trapped in a cycle of limited romantic prospects and may question their own identity.

Guy 1: I heard Mark got a case of Rusty's Curse again.

Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.

by MonarchRusty October 09, 2024

Chapman Curse

To be bad at everything-
A bad gambler-
To be overweight, unattractive and undesirable to women

I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse

Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)

by RKO2020 March 10, 2021

Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.

Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.

by The X God Dosia February 11, 2018