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No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.
Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas
by Danny Torn November 11, 2019
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christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.
Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.
by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017
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Christmas Challenge

Is a challenge taken from the first day in December to Christmas morning. It is a test to have 25 days free from masturbation. If one is too succed at this, it is the ultimate show of stanima, and endurance. plus one will have a fabulous chirstmas morning, an I'm not talking about the presents...
Guy number one"Hey man, or taking part in the Christmas Challenge?"
Guy number two "Nah, i couldnt make it past the second day..."
by chadbrochill69DPM December 5, 2010
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Christmas Krook

A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !

1. A grumpy person

2. Bad attitude towards Christmas

3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .

4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''

2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''

3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''

4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''

''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''

''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
by Steven Griffiths December 3, 2011
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Nashville Christmas

Explosive nightcap to an otherwise wonderful day.
Man, I gotta tell you, taking a shit after eating at Chili's was a Nashville Christmas.
by Mister Creant December 28, 2020
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Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
by Flealan December 26, 2009
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Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep
God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.
by merisbear December 25, 2014
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