i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

When one "lays out the set," that means they are detailing exactly how and why someone is a total bitch. Laying out the set is often done on the other side of a tinted window where the recipient of harsh criticism cannot see or hear the derision.
As a bus pulls up to an airport, two young, idiotic wangsters might see an airport security officer.
Wangster A: Fuckin pigs, muffucka, I fuckin hate pigs. Fuck you, pig! Fuck you! I'll fuckin kick ya face to the curb ya fuckin pig! Fuck you, pig! Fuck you, pig!
Wangster B: Lay out the set, homie! Lay out the set homey! Yeah, lay out the set, homie!
Wangster A: Fuckin pigs, muffucka, I fuckin hate pigs. Fuck you, pig! Fuck you! I'll fuckin kick ya face to the curb ya fuckin pig! Fuck you, pig! Fuck you, pig!
Wangster B: Lay out the set, homie! Lay out the set homey! Yeah, lay out the set, homie!
by Strawhenge March 24, 2011

In internet debate, a bluff added at the end of a specious post that is a desperate and hopeless attempt to recover from having been pwned.
Oh you think you're so smart! Well what about blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah? Game, set, match.
by Gruntmaven May 20, 2009

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2011

by dead_passive October 31, 2014

(Pronounced as Tree Piece Set) When a female has the three necessary components for love:
1. A well defined ass
2. Perky breasts
3. Beautiful angel face
1. A well defined ass
2. Perky breasts
3. Beautiful angel face
Friend: Hey ya see that chick across the bar?
You: Yeah what about her?
Friend: She looking like a three piece set! Go talk to her!
You: Yeah what about her?
Friend: She looking like a three piece set! Go talk to her!
by Andy Dice Klay January 1, 2018
