Moist Scoop

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out

I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped

by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024

Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.

Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.

by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

alligator scooping fork

What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool

I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork

by Becky000000010001 March 9, 2017

the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

Corn Scoop

The act of a man sticking his uncircumcised penis into somebody’s asshole and scooping out some corn. The man then takes his penis and feeds the corn back to the other person or a third party.

Last night was Mexican night, so I corn scooped my Girlfriend.

by Palehorse28 August 18, 2025