noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Get the Sara Royalemug. "Sara" is a phenomenon when intelligence, empathy, ethereal beauty and fiery attitude collide. It doesn't happen often that these attributes can be found in just one person, so once you find a "Sara" you keep them close to you, even if you currently live on opposite ends of the continent. Because she is so special and ahead of her time it is sometimes hard for a "Sara" to fit in and her path wasn't always easy, but she always uses the hardship in her advantage so she can build the life she has always wanted. She is artistically talented, has a great taste in music and won't let people push her around. She is special. And we all need special.
Get you a "Sara" for a non basic friend that you can have actual conversations with.
Get you a "Sara" for a non basic friend that you can have actual conversations with.
Izidora: "Ugh, I just saw Sara from highschool...she is so much hotter and smarter than I am...I wanna be her!"
Ana: "I am thankful to have Sara in my life. She's my oldest friend and even if we don't see each other so often I love seeing us grow up"
Anonymous Dutch man: "sheesh Sara is hot af!”
Ana: "I am thankful to have Sara in my life. She's my oldest friend and even if we don't see each other so often I love seeing us grow up"
Anonymous Dutch man: "sheesh Sara is hot af!”
by ~yellow Daffodil~ December 29, 2021
Get the Saramug. 
Sara is a brilliant liar. She was ugly and then she found ola. Ola made her famous for a time. Sara fucked with Martin huth and every old guy but she’s not a good escort. She gets only 100€. When you have a Sara in your life - RUN. She won’t leave you. She will take your home away and go to the police and lie. She has a stalker - darko. Darko is always on heute Zeitung.
by Always on point November 21, 2021
Get the Saramug. An honest, caring girl. She is so sweet and emotional but at the same time, can be strong and courageous. She never gives up. No matter the circumstance and how hard life can be on her, she always stands up again and goes forward. She loves living and always have that delightful smile on her face, and her voice when she sings hits you right in the heart. She knows exactly how to make your sadness go away and she is always there for you. Sara is addicted to coffee. When ever you make her sad, the fastest way to win her back is coffee haha. Finally, she is so sweet and caring with ppl that deserve her. With ppl who don’t, she often doesn’t show much emotions.
by Your special Dudu ;) November 21, 2021
Get the Saramug. Sara is a beautiful person inside and out. I don't know if its because I can relate to her so much, or if its because she knows me so well but she always knows how to say the right things at the right time.(leaving me with just the right amount of motivation and awareness.) You defended me at a time where I had so much guilt in my heart and I will forever love you for that. Chokran Sara. You are going to be a wonderful mother, and I can't wait to see the transformation. <3
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Saramug. the hottest bitch around. She doesn't need an h in her first name or a c in her last because she's such a bad ass
Ted: "I was with sara zukerman the other day....shes the best."
Mark: "how do you spell her name?"
Ted: "the better way"
Mark: "how do you spell her name?"
Ted: "the better way"
by Catlover121 May 1, 2014
Get the sara zukermanmug.