pokemon

something that 8 year old play
and its cool

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.

Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...

by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022

pokemon

green ball that bounces on you when you sleep

you drop it in your stomach and it keeps bouncing untill you break your back pokemon

by fwcockballs January 3, 2022

pokemon

The greatest card game/tv show/video game that exists. Also very addictive.

Their is no reason to give an example for pokemon. Their is to many

by zdfghjkl,hmgfbvd May 16, 2022

pokemon sleep

something that will never happen

pokemon sleep is a game that help sleep

by The Not Sleeper May 17, 2022

Cutie Pokemon

A Cutie Pokemon is not necessarily a compliment or a insult, its a way of life and a term of endearment. If someone refers to you as a CP (Cutie Pokemon) it is the highest level of honor and righteousness.

You know that Riley guy, yeah he's a Cutie Pokemon

by Kevin MacLeod October 11, 2021

pokemon z

Slang for VERY spicy hot sauce, like Mad Dog 357 Plutonium No. 9.

Trent: Hey Brent, mind passing the Pokemon Z?

Brent: Sure bro! here ya go!

by Words of God July 14, 2021