"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
Get the plastic sperm machinemug. If you have seen Mean Girls you know what a plastic is... Basically a fake, dramatic, and....
just watch the movie
just watch the movie
there so plastic
by sometimes it pays to be gay🌈 July 21, 2020
Get the Plasticmug. by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021
Get the Plasticmug. When an extra eco-friendly person shames you for using convenient everyday plastic or paper products that have recently been deemed harmful for the environment.
My coworker plastic-shamed me for ten minutes when she saw my sandwich in a plastic baggie.
Dustin plastic-shamed the waiter for offering us straws.
Kaitlin bought me reusable diapers for my newborn, plastic-shaming me about dirty diapers in land fills.
Dustin plastic-shamed the waiter for offering us straws.
Kaitlin bought me reusable diapers for my newborn, plastic-shaming me about dirty diapers in land fills.
by Mad3000 July 24, 2019
Get the Plastic-shamingmug. That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015
Get the plastic lawn ornament daymug. Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.
'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'
by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023
Get the fake plastic submarinemug.