Rafa's Hands

A phrase to signify that something is over, done or completed. Originates from the infamous hand gesture given by Liverpool's manager Rafael Benetiz when his team took a seemingly unassailable 2-0 lead against Sam Allarydyce's defenisvely set up budget team Blackburn Rovers.

Often applied to similar situations, when individuals partaking in 'grog' complete a comfortable victory on Fifa (also referred to as Fifs and Fifinho).

Likely to either cause a moment of great hilarity or offence depending on the individual/s it is aimed at and the context in which it is used.

"Rafa's hands mate" (on taking a 2-0 lead with a textbook Fifa goal from a cross after a barrage of attacks).

by Montgomerie May 18, 2009

Kill-hand

The hand that's used to kill someone. Coined by Nick Cave in his first novel "And the ass saw the Angel".

"Sucked by the gums of this toothless grave ah go-into this fen, this pit, though ah fear to get mah kill-hand wet."
-Euchrid Eucrow

by Warbucketrage June 10, 2010

weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009

hand trucking

Sex act in which a male participant is given a hand job while walking on their hands.

"Phil's avorite fetish was to engage in hand trucking through the halls of the Brothel."

by M@O December 8, 2015

see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.

Nigga come see these hands

by jojojojo2 October 18, 2014

Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.

Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."

by Nsla April 10, 2015

hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 22, 2013