ghetto married

When you've been living with somone (boyfriend or girlfriend) for years but not yet married

They've been living together for 5 years and never got married, but they're totally ghetto married anyway.

by choosehappy November 21, 2010

ghetto bitch

A bitch that can be found in the ghetto.
A troublesome woman that can only give men problems.
A woman that will fist fight for her man "pimp".
ghetto girl

Look at that trashy ghetto bitch!
"Stop being a ghetto bitch!"
"Get that ghetto bitch in here to take care of your light work."

by The Dragon 9 July 5, 2006

ghetto shrimp

cheese puffs, cheesy poofs

If you didn't like ghetto shrimp you'd be lame!

by Biff July 8, 2004

ghetto ho

A slut not pretty or smart enough to be a gold digger who basically screws anyone. Although rarely addicted to drugs, they will sleep with you for beer, pizza or weed. May also be called a hood rat.

Man we broke, all we have loot for is sum chronic, pizza and brew. Lets call them ghetto hos and have a party.

by E MFin D August 9, 2007

ghetto heights

or GH) slang for glendale heights, a western suburb of chicago near carol stream and bloomingdale. Notorious for not havin any cops around and being jam packed with minorities. Parties there will guaranteed not get busted by cops, so a bunch of high school minorities always host house parties there that usually end with half the people drunken slobs and the other half high as hell. Ride through and find people sitting on their lawn chairs smokn a joint. CS cops always say they can bust shit there, but its untouchable. Friendly place though, def stop by next time ur on ur way to Costco.

kid 1: "damn that party was the shit. I was high as hell, but i remember people were playing bp off closet doors on the front lawn, wale played all night and the icehouse was warm."

kid 2:"sounds like someone had a night in the ghetto heights!"

by thatkidwholivesortanearchi November 19, 2010

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

Ghetto Guzzle

The act of drinking a 40oz beer in 5 seconds or less to avoid incarceration for public consumption of alcohol. Usually involves law enforcement presence.

Me and my homey's were hangin' at the 7-11, getting our smoke and drink on, when up pulled the fuzz.. we had to Ghetto Guzzle our 40's and book it out of there!

by Carsan07 February 10, 2010