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Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.
Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
by Lyshan November 4, 2009
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field corn

not popcorn. when you go to the mall and see a hick making corn.
me: are u making popcorn
hick at the mall: nawwww this field corn. it could be called many things like animal corn, but most people call it field corn.
by K rugggs March 6, 2005
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Oil Field Trash

White trash, are usually oilfield trash working their ass off for fairly average pay. 97% of the work force is male (of any ethnic group), women need not apply for this extremely labor-intensive job (as rig worker).
I'm trash myself, working 80 hour weeks. Most men on my tour (pronounced tower) are hard working family men, toiling for the $. Oil Field trash usually have to wear FRC's (fire retardant clothing).
by CowboyDriller January 31, 2007
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Field Trip Friends

People that you wouldn't normally hang out with, but since your on a field trip with them you become friends for the day.
Person 1: Hey how was that field trip yesterday?
Person 2: Oh it was fun me and John were field trip friends!
Person 1: Oh cool, I heard hes a fun field trip friend.
by MealsonHeals January 3, 2016
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quantum field theory

Quantum field theory is a postulate that the most difficult "important" problem in mathematics--the Riemann Hypothesis--is the solution to the "hard incompleteness" problem in computer science.

In other words: the draw-distance that is equivalent to the surface area of a transfinite space is also equal to the surface area of a wavelet (complex number).
The most difficult problem in computer science is the hard problem of indeterminacy (also called the hard problem of incompleteness).

The most 'complete' difficult problem in mathematics is the Riemann Hypothesis: the idea that the surface area of a transfinite space is equal to the draw-distance between two trans-finite spaces and that that draw-distance is equivalent to the surface area of the complex number or wavelet between the transfinite space and its adjacent transfinite space.

Quantum field theory speculates that equivalency equates to equality by hypothesizing that the draw-distance between two transfinite spaces being equivalent to the surface area of a wavelet ('half-moon') is a statement of equality between a polynomial-complete time-series and non-polynomial complete time-series.

In other words; equality is a statement of equivalency.
by flightfacilities January 4, 2022
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Kayden field crafar

A big black Samoan with a massive ass and is really smart. He has the best erg 2km ever in the universe and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever
Kayden field crafar is black and always does a 2km erg I’m his sleep and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever
by Best boy of the world August 5, 2021
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Three Field Rotation

Sex positions. During a 3 way consisting of 2 dudes and a chick. Rotate between the 3 holes, leaving one unfucked in each rotation. rotate until completion. This originated from a misspelled word on a history paper on medieval farming techniques.
Ted and I gave her a Three Field Rotation last night.
We gave that chick the TFR.
by FuckTard45 December 10, 2013
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